her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
