I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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