I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
where are my eyebrows?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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