this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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