If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
splinters make it hard to masturbate
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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