break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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