so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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