i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
there is glitter all over my balls
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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