I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
