Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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