Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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