Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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