This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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