Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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