it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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