some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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