i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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