She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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