I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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