Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
