problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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