We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My life is pants optional.
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