We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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