About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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