I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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