He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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