Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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