i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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