Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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