I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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