She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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