You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I should be sponsored by Trojan
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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