I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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