Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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