Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize