Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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