Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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