OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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