Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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