it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
