At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I've blown a few things in my day
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
