who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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