You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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