Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize