At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
