we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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