Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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