JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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