i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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