I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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