was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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