Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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