Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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