ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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