New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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